SMBC

A collection of favorite comics on love, sex, dating, and relationships, from the entire run...

A brief introduction to all 154 of Shakespeare's sonnets, in which each is reduced to...

For your convenience, the Bible has been condensed down to one to three sentences per...

Science: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness neatly summarizes every major field of science, including...

Do you have a favorite SMBC comic? Do you love it so much that you'd like...

WE WANT AN END TO THE DELUSION OF TIME *NOW* And you can let the...

Show your support for the scientific method as well as the word "science" written in...

A collection of religion-themed comics from the archives of SMBC, including 19 comics found only...

SCIENCE: Ruining Everything Since 1543 is a compendium of the finest science-related SMBC comics. It contains...

It's the classic Revenge! shirt, but on black. The asteroids thought they could strike without repercussions. They were wrong....

T. Rex died for our sins. Honor his sacrifice the noblest way possible: a t-shirt....

It's time to put the Christ back in Christmas, and then ALSO put ANOTHER Christ...

The first SMBC book, "Save Yourself, Mammal!" contains over 200 favorite comics from the first...

Are you tired of the endless creation-evolution debate occurring on the back of cars? Do...

Comrades! Reject bourgeoisie capitalist systems buy purchasing this designer t-shirt! For information on the fit...

This handy guide is useful for both the novice and expert physicist. Based on this...

Show your Texas pride. This shirt comes emblazoned with the Texas bird, Texas plant, and Texas...

Are you tired of the endless creation-evolution debate occurring on the back of cars? Do...

The general smiled. "No," he said. "Hunting tigers ceased to interest me some years ago....

So, you're dorky enough to bookmark your books with smaller books? Now, we make it...

The asteroids thought they could strike without repercussions. They were wrong. Based on this comic.  For information on the...

By popular request, a poster based on this inspirational comic.  Designed by: David Saracino Size: 18x24...

The second SMBC compilation, featuring comics from the entire archive, but focused on 2011. This...

By popular request, God is now available in all His squishy sacrilegious glory. You can...

Trial of the Clone is a choosable pathway gamebook that allows the reader to make choices,...

By popular request, we present you this actually motivational poster for future geeks.  Designed by: Shawn Coss...

In the sequel to Trial of the Clone, you must cheat, lie, murder, and steal...

Augie and the Green Knight is about 20,000 words long, and is a retelling of...

Seasons greetings on Christmachrist! Celebrate the holiday with the first ever christmachrist holiday sweater shirt.  Printed...

Based on this popular comic.    Artist: Zach WeinersmithDimensions: 19x27Collection: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Ships in 3-5...

Inspired by the great Quino. Based on this comic. Dimensions: 13" x 9"  Collection: Saturday Morning Breakfast...

Dear Human, You are a tiny speck dwarfed by even the tiniest objects in the...

Finally, the match you've all been waiting for. Who will win? Who will lose? Probably...

Seasons greetings on Christmachrist! Celebrate the holiday with the first ever christmachrist holiday sweater.  Our American...

Celebrate your desire to tear down all authority structures in the most prudent manner possible...

WHEN THESE ARE GONE LIKE THE DINOSAURS, THEY ARE GONE! We have redesigned this shirt,...