An underfunded, questionably selected, rag-tag team of explorers are assembled and launched into the unknown in a search for information and relics of the Old World - hopefully valuable relics. Stand Still. Stay Silent. follows six people (and a cat) on a journey filled with adventure, camaraderie and Nordic mythology. Who knows what they might find on their journey... and what they might lose.

Hardcover. 7x10, 260 pages.

Contain Chapters 6 to 10 of the ongoing webcomic and bonus content.

ISBN: 9781946698063

Gentlemen (and Ladies!); Have you ever found yourself in Need of that Certain Protection one wants for a Night On The Town?

Stop talking like a Victorian stereotype!

Okay, sorry, sorry! It's habit-forming.

What is it, you ask? It is a monocle (with a 2.5" chain!) inside a sealed, tearable wrapper. If you require an instantaneous boost to classiness, this product is for you.

Just to be absolutely clear: It is not a condom. It is made of hard plastic and metal. If you attempt to use it as a condom, you will definitely hurt yourself, and you may experience the miracle of life.

Available in three sizes: 

• One single-use unlubricated monocle.
• 3 monocles in a lovingly designed paperboard box. 
• 25 monocles in a larger display-style container. We see you are a very "active" individual. Congratulations on your success.