Here's your chance to take on the meticulous, yet rewarding task of printing, cutting and assembling a little paper Ronnie of your very own! He will sit proudly on your finest shelf until the moment you hear a vehicle pull into your driveway.

In a frantic mess, you'll grab the portly paper man and toss it behind a book case, lest someone drill you on the particulars of the object, forcing you to reveal the horrible truth that you, too, are a Ronnie.