SMBC - God and His Holy Word Bundle
By popular request, God is now available in all His squishy sacrilegious glory. You can take Him out to smite* the wicked, or just use Him for a friendly yet judgmental presence on your sofa.
*Smiting sold separately.
For just 7 dollars more, you can get His Holy Word, in very few words.
Note: God is a 10.5" diameter, 2" thick plushie.
This product listing is a bundle of God and The Holy Bible: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness